Thursday, October 04, 2007

Lawak of the Day

A friend sent me this and I think it's funny. So here it is.

Here's another one. =D

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

** 9 days more till my weekend getaway! **


PoiPoi said...

lol.. burung yg pandai haha..

omg.. u and sharon is like compete counting holiday trip izit? hehe.. hope u enjoy ur langkawi trip. post more pic when u back hehe..

oh ya.. hope "he" take nice pic of you this trip. 'cos saw him bring his nikon go tech.ed tat day :P

Eryn said...

OMG OMG OMG. HE??? WHO HE??? Since when I am going to Langkawi with someone with a NIKON camera?

PoiPoi said...

lol.. i duno who u go langkawi with but hor HE as in ur bf loh.. 'cos i duno his name mah haha..

or he wasnt? :P 0ops then i got the wrong msg jor haha...

he is aaaa... tall (170+-), thin (skinny type), eye big big, dark skin (a bit malay look), eer.. something like that.. haha..

Eryn said...

*long piak*

I know who you are talking about la. The one who appeared in Sharon's blog ma. AND HE IS NOT MY BF! That's a friend visiting us from KL la.

*long piak*

PoiPoi said...

oh.. i.. c..

ya ya.. maybe i got it wrong but by the way she say it macam is loh. "teman the couple" hahha..

sorry sorry.. pai seh ah. :)
no hard feeling eh?

Eryn said...

Sigh. PPL always misunderstand us one la. Just like during the Uni days. Used to it liao.

Guys and Girls cannot be heng tai chi mui one meh?

PoiPoi said...

can y not?

i always wanted to but my gf always misunderstood :P WHAAHAHAHA..